DR. ZOLTAN ØBELISK
Barnaby The Bear’s my name, never call me Jack or James, I will sing my way to fame, Barnaby the Bear’s my name. Birds taught me to sing, when they took me to their king, first I had to fly, in the sky so high so high, so high so high so high, so – if you want to sing this way, think of what you’d like to say, add a tune and you will see, just how easy it can be. Treacle pudding, fish and chips, fizzy drinks and liquorice, flowers, rivers, sand and sea, snowflakes and the stars are free. La la la la la, la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la la la la la, so – Barnaby The Bear’s my name, never call me Jack or James, I will sing my way to fame, Barnaby the Bear’s my name.
Destroy Your Mind! || www.destroyyourmind.com
War On Fun || www.waronfun.org
MUTANTMALL.COM
This is my boss, Jonathan Hart, a self-made millionaire, he’s quite a guy. This is Mrs H., she’s gorgeous, she’s one lady who knows how to take care of herself. By the way, my name is Max. I take care of both of them, which ain’t easy, ’cause when they met it was MURDER!
MutantMall.com || www.mutantmall.com
EMAN LAERTON
Just the good ol’ boys, never meanin’ no harm. Beats all you’ve ever saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born. Straight’nin’ the curve, flat’nin’ the hills. Someday the mountain might get ‘em, but the law never will. Makin’ their way, the only way they know how, that’s just a little bit more than the law will allow. Just good ol’ boys, wouldn’t change if they could, fightin’ the system like a true modern day Robin Hood.
You Have Bad Taste In Music || www.yhbtm.com
Church Across America || www.churchacrossamerica.com
WILL MAIER
Will Maier (actor, comedian) was recently tortured in a Mexico City warehouse for 5 hours by Andy Garcia for the upcoming feature film The Air I Breathe (Starring Sarah Michelle Gellar, Brendan Frasier, and Forrest Whittaker) , which is set to open in theaters nationwide in January 2008. He performs weekly at Ultimate Improv in Los Angeles alongside ____. He has also toured internationally, performing in New Zealand (Wellington’s Te Papa Museum and Aukland’s Cover Theater) and Amsterdam (Leidespleine’s Boom Chicago). In between, he has found time to talk to birds, tape receipts to his wall, appear in several television commercials, and get directed by David Lynch for Inland Empire.
Wee Thomas || www.weethomas.com
Whatev.org || www.whatev.org
LIFE WITH FIONA
Thunder, thunder, thundercats, Ho! Thundercats are on the move, Thundercats are loose. Feel the magic, hear the roar, Thundercats are loose. Thunder, thunder, thunder, Thundercats! Thunder, thunder, thunder, Thundercats! Thunder, thunder, thunder, Thundercats! Thunder, thunder, thunder, Thundercats! Thundercats!
Life With Fiona || www.lifewithfiona.com
HELL GENERAL
Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy. Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye. He’s got style, a groovy style, and a car that just won’t stop. When the going gets tough, he’s really rough, with a Hong Kong Phooey chop (Hi-Ya!). Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy. Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye. Hong Kong Phooey, he’s fan-riffic!
Hell General || www.hellgeneral.com
